Last night in my sleep a giant robot the size of the Chrysler building was destroying Los Angeles. When I woke up this morning, it was nothing but a wonderful dream.

I was going to take you on a walking tour of Hollywood tonight. Unfortunately... By the time I made it out of the back parking lot and onto Formosa Avenue... it was pouring down*.
(*By "pouring down" I mean "sprinkling". It's an L.A. thing.)
FORMOSA AVE
At least I managed to snap a photo of Kermit... mainly for my friend Michael who has a creepy obsession with this frog. I thought it might make good wallpaper for his Mac.
KERMIT
Further up, on Hollywood Blvd, it's the Roosevelt Hotel. I went here after a big Hollywood movie premeire once and watched a bunch of trendy people stand around a pool eating Saltines garnished with yard trimmings. Being around fancy people gives me a weird feeling. I hate them to the core, and I wish I was them.
ROOSEVELT HOTEL
I couldn't give you the city in pieces tonight... so here's a big chunk of it. Maybe I'll try the walking tour again during the next break in the clouds. Once this typhoon blows out of here.. it shouldn't rain again until 2014.
LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 2009